today"s judo training sucks like shit,we have to pair up with the guy we hate the most and spar with other pairs.So i got osama*(his nickname).That guy is a childish motherf*cker man,everybody hates him.So it was so shit lah.The coah said that the lousiest pair willclean up the entire gym!So i told osama"yo,peace for the day,you help me,i help you,ok?""Go to hell lah laoteh!You think you damn f*cking clever?""serious,lets help out each other!""Never after what you did to me on 17th of march!"I trashed osama in a spar(battle) and made him lose face and therefore sealed his fate as the loser of the judo club."If we lose,we will have to clean up the whole gym,it takes 2 damn hours man!""I got all the time in the world.but you got to rush for your japanese class!""Ok,lets be friends.Lets put your "losing face" probelms,your mood swing probelm into this damn box,and we are gonna throw this bitch into the ocean!And the only way you can get to this box,is to be motherfu*king jacque closteau,you hear me?"bUT THAT DAMN BAS*TARD DID NOT WANNA CO OPERATE SO WE ENDED UP CLEANING THE WHOLE SHIT DAY!So now everybody hates osama more than ever .Ok ,judo is so tough man,training means hell!Sometimes i wonder why in the world did i join hell,but i got no answer.sianz.............................
holiday destination-USACapital:Washington D.CCurrency:US dollarLanguage:EnglishThe place have alot of dangers to us like terrorist,racism,and all kinds of things.But alot of fun things to do there as there are alot of tourist attractions there like :disneyland,movie world,many museums and other theme parks.Hollywood is a good place to go too,so is universal studios with all those kick ass high tech sound effects and equipment.Fare price(new york,economy):$8352(including airport taxes,round trip)quite expensive rite?
Film-The omenThe story is about this son of bit*h (the bit*h is the devil). Ok the plot is like this.Many believe the prophecy from the Book of Revelation provides a map to a terrifying future…or it presents fragments of history that have come to life in our time. The signs, they claim, are all around us: terrorist attacks, extreme weather… the list goes on. The passage specifically points to the arrival of the Anti-Christ, who is branded with the numerical sequence “666â€: the mark of the Beast. The Anti-Christ will receive his power directly from Satan to establish a counterfeit kingdom on earth, signaling the beginning of Armageddon… Robert Thorn is unaware of such dark prophecies. Thorn, a senior American diplomat, has other things on his mind. His wife, Katherine, has endured a difficult delivery and she’s as yet unaware their newborn child has died. Devastated by the loss, Thorn’s concern turns to Katherine, who had suffered two previous miscarriages. The news will surely devastate her. The hospital priest, Father Spiletto, presents Thorn with another child born that night, whose mother died in childbirth. The priest compels Thorn to take the infant boy as his own; Katherine will never know the truth, and their son, which they name Damien, will be raised as their flesh and blood. Katherine embraces the child as her own, blossoming in motherhood; Thorn, it would seem, has made the right choice. Thorn’s career ascends – he becomes the U.S. ambassador to Great Britain – and the family settles into an estate outside London. But certain events, all seeming to revolve around the now five-year-old Damien, are deeply disturbing: Damien’s nanny hangs herself at the youngster’s birthday party; a strange priest brings dire warnings to Thorn; a children’s trip to the zoo results in a panicked frenzy; Damien becomes hysterical during a drive to church; and blurred movements in a series of photographs portend shocking deaths. The troubling incidents multiply, pointing to something wrong – terribly wrong – with Damien. Enter Mrs. Baylock, Damien’s new nanny, who seems to have a preordained devotion to the child. Then tragedy strikes closer to home. But only later does Thorn comprehend the truth: Damien is no ordinary child; he is the long-prophesized Anti-Christ. Now, Thorn must make the ultimate sacrifice to prevent the unspeakable terror that awaits the world. The prophecy is clear, the signs unmistakable: Armageddon is upon us. On 6 / 6 / 06, the omen is revealed...and our darkest fears are realized.RemarksThis film is so boring man,not even a proper horror story,not even a ghost.The so called"ghost" is that son of a bit*h devil guy.I mean he has like no sense of dressing.He thinks he is damn cool wearing those black cloak things.I think he got pissed off after dunno how many years cos people keep thinking he is a cross between a hobbit and a cow.2 pointy little horns,a little forked tail and a trident.I mean who would not be pissed after so many years of thinking he is a little nerd look alike.So he decided to change his image,want to look more cool and more scary.So he donns this cloak and thinks he is cool.please man,he look worse.He look like the guy from star wars,the old man who is so wrinkled,think he needs to go to some beauty shop for some skin toning.He also look like the 9 guys from Lord of the rings.And voldermolt in the first harry potter movie.I mean wat is with those guys in holly wood?They should be more creative and make nicer clothes.They should be quality made,probably by those designer brands like prada.fendi,cartier,gucci and all those other brands.And that "devil" eyes is so black,thinks he looks scary with that,but i think he just put on too much mascara.The plot is like too draggy and has alot of cheap scares.I rather watch legally blond than this man.!Costumes:2/5Actors:3/5(+5 for those cho bu actors and minus 2 for the devil)Plot:1/5Popularity:3/5(cos got the date 6/6/06 and the bible(a little)t upover all score:9/20,cant even pass!I dont think it is worth your money!
Shit i can seem to go and even see my own profile.So hopeless!Anyway, i am laoteh!Ok,i love J pop!It just so rocks man,better than english songs they are now quite corrupted.My favs are in this order:Laoteh"s songs /band1)My will by dream2)All of BoA songs3)Deep forest by Do As infinity4)If.. by Da Pump6)TM revolution songs7)Super lover by w-inds(although i hate to amdit it cos my sis is a die hard fan of those 3,she even thinks the lead singer,keita tachibana is her future husband.)8)Shiki by w-inds9)one song sang by S-MAP10)All the songs from Ayumi Hamasaki"s album Miss understood11)Change the world by V612)Papillion by HitomiThese are just the top favourites,but i like many more jap singers.There are those who i have heard of but never hear the songs before.like the Kinki kids,Mr children,News,arashi and loads of others.If you like a jap song and wanna post it on the blog,feel free to do so on the c-box!I will also be a critic to movies,holiday places and songs!
Saturday, June 10, 2006
The Blog Song(Laoteh"s fav!)Hi people!If you cannot hear the song of the blog or you want to play it again without refreshing the page,just pla the video or replay it when it ends and wats more,you can go to the part where you like the most wiltout waiting for it to come after a couple of minutes!
Fun lah today................today i am so so happy because i can finally mastered the art of multi tasking.Today,i can breathe and talk at the same time,look at the computer screen and typing at the same time,listening to music while reading a book(J pop just rocks ),watching t.v while eating.Isn"t this great!My heart is filled with excitment as i think of things to multi task.Any way,Last friday night was so damn fun man!My couzins and i were like trekking in some jungle trail when we saw this freak of nature.Anyway,this is how it goes...................It was a beautiful afternoon.Me,my cousins(A,B,C,D and E) were having a conversation at about 8pm,watching the sun set as we trek by."Wah lau eh!We have been trekking for like the past 3 damn hours.Who the hell gave the suggestion to come here?""Bloody laoteh!Why you say that we can go to Bukit Timah Reserve by following a trail?You are so screwed when we get home!""Hey guys,i was just like joking........""Yo!who wanna hear the "Bangala Prank call?""ok man!"The "bangala prank call" is our fav source of entertainment and it always breaks arguments."Hallo?Hallo!""Yah?""Ey,you f*cking chi bye!Who call this number ********?""Eh...........i never call you eh!""Eh you f*ck ah you!You call 5 ,6 times you know!Then when?your father call ah?You stay where?You working where?""Tell you stay for wat?Nabou chi bye bastard you!...................."Then,a naked ang moh man slowly jogged past."Hallo kids!Enjoying a beautiful jog?"It was so like omg!A naked man run past you,not a sight you will see everyday.There 3 british people behind us,and it was very funny to hear their reaction(and british version of "wah lau")"Good lord,what in the name of henry was that?""By george,was that ?Well,i dare say i have never seen anything like it before!""Whatever it was,it scared the "bejesus" out of me!"I never heard of the word"Bejesus" but i think it is the british slang for "it scared the hell out of me"Haha!That was so damn funny!At that moment,i quickly snatched D's phone and snapped a picture of that guy.However i cannot upload that photo as you never know,someone maybe watching.Anyway i came up a list of do's and dont's for what you should bring if you are trekking .1.Always wear clothes-do not trek naked.There are many insects in the jungle especially in tropical climate here in the lion city.The insects may bite you ,even the most "sensitive" and "private" part of your body.That may cause an infection and may ... well make the "baby boom" campaign a little unsuccessful.2.Always bring along insect repellent if you are or or not(not encouraged) trekking in the nude.3.Bring water along as you can get lost as easily as steve irwin in Australia(i mean the Great Australian Desert)and may thrist to death.4.Always bring your handphone along as you can call for help if you are lost.(You can also play games,listen to prank calls when you are waiting to be rescued and take pictures of nature)But please hor,don't go and run naked and bring along insect repellent and think you will be fine(while some old aunties may gladly welcome this ,some may sue for "indecent dressing",even though you are not even dressed!
Friday, June 09, 2006
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Cupid Part 3 English Subtitlesmust watch!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Cupid Part 2 English Subtitleslol!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Cupid Part 1 English Subtitles
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Cupid Part 1 English Subtitlesfunny!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay The Television Part 2 English SubtitlesHaha!vitamin G!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay The Television Part 2 English SubtitlesHaha!vitamin G!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay The Television Part 1 English Subtitlesisn't that hard gay?
[Bakafish] Hard Gay TOMY Part 2 English SubtitlesHaha!mummy,i want that toy!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay TOMY Part 1 English SubtitlesYA MAN!MORE HARD GAY!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Social Improvement 2 English SubtitlesHaha!second part to the video!hooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My class is full of wierd people man.Murderous psycho is one of the worst.Keith is the king of murderous psychos!He gets pissed of too easily.This kind of people (especially if you love to crack jokes) should stay clear of him,cos one moment you may be laughing merrily,the next in the morge.He love to make fun of people but cannot stand being made fun of.He always almost get involved in fights,love to use severe vulgarities over the most trival matters.Once i say this,everyone will know who he is .Once during a debate,when someone rebuked to his statement and he wanted to critisize the other party, but others just wanted him to keep quiet and move on to another topic.So he stood up to make his point,other people in our party were like saying:keith,shut up lah.Sit down and shut up lah!."The word shut up is quite commonly used in my school so it does not have any offensive or abusive meaning.Then he went crazy,his face turned bright red and shouted to the whole class with the teacher around:Shut up!Shut the fuck up!"I mean like it is a debate and it is like ok to critisize and to be critisized by others but he only can insult ,not be insulted.He only can attack ,not defend.In Judo,there is something called the "breakfall".It is to fall safely when someone throws you.It is the most basic but important defense move.So if keith keeps attacking and if he is careless and get thrown and dont know how to breakfall,he will pay a costly price.He has this mood swing/anger management probelm.My freind told me this:When keith feels angry,if there is a gun around,he will just grab it then shoot anyone he sees."When i heard this i joked:Ya!When he leads hs own platoon in the army then when he unreasonably(usually) forces his men to pump,i can see the situation in my very mind................soldier:Sir!I never do anything wrong wat?Keith:I dont care!This is my commandment chain;i tell you,and you do it!!!!!!!!!soldier:Sir,if i did anything wrong ,i will do it willingly,but i really did not do anything wrong wat?Ok,please tell me wat i have done wrong!Keith:I dont care,You just do it!soldier:but........but.....keith:Oh ,so you dont want to follow my instructions right?Failure to obey orders !(whips out his gun)Bang bang!This is wat will happen to those who do not follow my orders! AND HE KILLS HIS OWN MAN!ok,thats about enough blogging for the late night/early morning.see yah!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Social Improvement English Subtitlespart 1
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Sakura Viewing English Subtitleslol!haha!This is much funnier!
Hahahahaha!!!!!A i blog,my fellow friends and judokas are suffering in the school gymnasium for the 3 day 2 nights judo camp!Hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!They organise a concentration camp almost every holiday,i ve been through the March(month) one,and believe me i have never went through a camp as bad as that.Haha.Now i bet they are being thrown to death!Hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!They will run like shit along the track tomorrow.You know the last camp right,some guy shitted on the track because he cannot pratice self-control!Then everybody have to clean up after him,scrubbing the track free of shit.Down there in the gym right,we have to do night training lah.That means running in small groups in the nearby park-in the middle of the night!They just wake you up and force you to run just like that.So you have to run dunno how many km then run back to school,the last person in the group to reach the school gate will have to do counting.That means the guy have to stand in a particular spot alone(the closest person is 1 km away)and count the rounds each group have done.The park is so damn long lah ,like 2.5 km from end to end(that includes another trail connecting to the park.You dont want to be there,stories your friends have told will flood your mind,you will hear sounds that you never heard before and wish you never will.Shades will appear at the corner of your eye,but only to disappear when you turn to look at it.I have been the counter for 2 1/2 hours standing at the same spot in a forest where the trail is located.(The coah said that those who be counter for more than 2 hours,will be exempted from PT the next day).At night, people will like tell jokes and ghost stories which is damn fun lah!But it will not be fun when you be the counter.Now i am in an air con room,while the rest are being tortured to kingdom come.Well,in order to survive in Judo,you have to master the art of Slacking.My fellow judokas are so creative ,these are some of their excuses;got injured by an air con,got trumatised by a ghi(judo uniform),blinded when using the computer for 1 hour and all those things.
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Father's Day English SubtitlesLol ,think this is funny too!Must watch!hooooooooo!
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Pick-up lines to impress those jap meimeisGot this in an email~ For all the little men who wish to make it big in Japan!! or right here in Singapore! Imagine saying Shikkusu-nain suki to any meimei and she's thinking you are spouting japanese love lines. hohoho... Ok, maybe she still can't be bothered with you but hey, at least you tried~ the nihon-jin way!Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocketLub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! - Onwards to the Love Hotel!Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane - You're really pretty.Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere?Ichiman-en kashite-kureru? - Can I borrow 10,000 yen?Kino-watakusan nomisugita-ne? - You drank too much last night didn't you?Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai - I can't live without your love.Bakku shito-ni suwaro - Let's get in the back seat.Ima Shiyo - Let's do it now.Shinu-hodo aishiter - I love you so much i could die.Shinken-ni naritakunai. - I don't want to get serious.Itsu kekkon-shitai? - When do you want to get married?Suitaru-ga ii-na - You have a nice figure.Boku-no me-o mite - Look into my eyes.Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake - You're the only one I want.PS. Girls dun try these lines.
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).The quickest acting WINE type is calledSwift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.Forward this warning to at least 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.I have already been seriously infected. You know where to find me.
Yo people.This is about the full capabilities of the blog. This blog have music but it sucks so if it goes off and you wanna hear it again ,please refresh the page.And the videos of "The adventures of Hard Gay" takes time to load ,so i advise you guys to pause it for a while,surf the web and come back to watch the video fully without pausing!
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Ramen English SubtitlesAnother one of those funny videos again,hope you enjoy it
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Yahoo! English SubtitlesHope you peopel like it!Damn funny!Must watch!
Sianz............Everybody is now happily holidaying while i am stuck here on this island!My grades were Damn lousy lah!So my mum put a ban on computers on me .So actually ,i should not be blogging now.My grades suck like shit lah!My school sec 1 have to take 6 subjects-English,mother tongue,maths,general science,humanities and literature.All of these subjects fell lah(except maths which improved but failed to pull up the ailing grades of the other subjects).And naturally, my mum blamed the the cause of it to be computer,in her eyes the root of all evil,the devil in disguise and all that goes with it.But to the rest of the world it is known as the wonder machine,the best invention of all time,the machine that makes the world go round.............So it is up to my Ipod mini and gameboy colour to make my world to go round.So i am now put in a life imprisionment of tuition.It may seem boring to you ,but you know Jiang holiday class can be so fun lah!Then i have to report to my mum"s office"sshe works in the HDB Hub) Nexus.It is a great place to study cos it is quiet(except lunchtime) but my mum have forgotten something-The Nexus have a place created for kids-ARCADE(Average Rest Centre Anti Dictatorial Escape place(i dunno where the "P" came from ,but whatever)).I even have to do this after the holidays and go there straight after school.I have lost my entire freedom from just a stack of Fucking papers-the test papers.My school have a format for english-compostion,context questions and letter writing.I wrote so damn much for the compo and got so goddamn low!It is so son of a bitch man!You may say things like "oh,because the more you write,the more mistakes you will make".However ,this does not apply to me.In fact ,the more i write,the higher my chance of scoring high.I expected a high grade like 24/30 but you know what i got?18/30!When i asked my english teacher, Mr Boon*(name has been changed to protect both the identity and the teacher cos bloggers may attack him),he said the front was prefect but the ending was atrocious!Then for Higher Chinese, my school has another format-they take all the small class test,compositions,newspaper articles and major examinations.Do you know why my grades was so low?Cos the bloody teacher was too damn bias!She is no other than Laoteh*(Thats just her nickname,there are many others.)You know the small class tests,she tries her best to pick out the smallest mistakes,even those who are actually correct.Damn her lah!Then you know the top boy in my class,Lionel*(name have been changed to protect identity but who cares,they know who is it anyway!).He is like so damn proud lah!He has totally no life man,he does not give a damn to anything else except to dethrone the existing top boy!He got the highest for physics,then when people go to the teacher to appeal for more marks,he just say things like "oh,this is wrong,he should not be given marks at all!"He crushes other people"s hopes and dreams in just a damn sentence.And when the maths exam result comes out,he will cover his head and say"not me!not me!" as if trying to be humble!Everybody knows he is going to be top but he just denies it,thinking he is acting humble.Is this his defination of humble?If he were humble,everybody can become saints!Actually,i have no existing grudges with him, but his childish behavior just irks mr to the core!But thanks to his success in being top,i have a new target,to dethrone him and sent him into exile.Ok lah,i know i am being mean but just say say only lah!But i still will try my best to outdo him(mission impossible).I know people will come and leave some fucking comments here or say some crap to me at school but who cares?This is my blog,my personal diary!I have my own free will!This country,Singapore is a democratic one so i can practice free will!Those motherfuckers out there who wants to say anything funny should do some self searching man!I am giving them the priviledge about school events through my side of view,So if you think you are the people i have mentioned in this article,please learn to grin and bear it.**P.S(sorry for the abuse of language)
Thursday, June 01, 2006
:: sianz ::
This is like so shit!My life has been screwed up over a few miserable scraps of paper called the examinations!Well ,this is called retribution,cause i did something evil.I broke 1 of the 10 commandments -i killed somebody.Actually ,it is not somebody,its something.A tree.A innocent creature had to be cut down,a razor sharp object(lumberjack) slicing into its body.When the tree dies ,the killers do the most horrible deed-they mash them into pulps and dump them into the water.That is a most painful death.So whenever you write on paper or draw on it wastefully, think of how they have been mutilated and please recycle them.p.s you may think i am a senile mad loser but of course,i am over a hundred years old. I f you want some jokes,feel free to e-mail(cos letters means paper which means cutting down of trees which means lack of oxygen providers and means your death) to
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